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1) offer to take your wife to work

2) after dropping her off, go by the coffee shop

3) buy two mochas

4) order both nonfat, no whip

5) one is decaf, one isn’t

6) drop off the one they said was decaf

7) forget your glasses at home, so you can’t read the label yourself

drink your mocha, and wonder why you aren’t getting your normal caffeine buzz

9) realize you gave your wife the leaded mocha

10) and she’s the one trying to cut out caffeine