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1) find your dad’s old bow that is at least 35 years old

2) get the bow restrung

3) take your wife shooting at the range

4) teach her how to shoot a long bow

5) shoot about 20 arrows on your dad’s bow

6) hand it to your wife

7) tell her to pull on it, but not all the way

CRACK!!!!

9) make your wife feel guilty because she cracked your father’s antique bow

10) then ask her to let you buy a new one, which you really wanted in the first place