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open letter

dear calgon:

listen here you bitch. we had a deal and you’re not keeping up your end of the bargain. i thought you were going to take me away.

and you didn’t. oh, you made promises about how we’d travel, sail around the world, laugh, drink wine, have fun, dance the night away. but NO. you’re too busy whoring out for all those other women out there. what about me? where’s the love? i wanted to get away from it all and you made fucking promises that you never intended to keep.

you skeevy hoor: the deal’s off. i hope you fall behind the bleach under the bathroom sink, never to be seen again.

you suck. love, me

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