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A man and his wife are dining at a table in a plush restaurant, and the husband keeps staring at an old drunken lady swigging her gin as she sits alone at a nearby table, until the wife asks, “Do you know her?”

“Yes,” sighs the husband, “She’s my ex-wife. She took to drink right after we divorced seven years ago, and I hear she hasn’t been sober since.”

“My God!”, says the wife, “Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?”

trolley ticket: $4

concert tickets: $50

dinner: $90

finding out you’re getting too old for the mosh pit: PRICELESS

it’s time to ROCK.

i think i just pulled something, i was laughing so hard at this.

i can’t think of a public fart story, though. mine are usually sbd’s – easy to blame on someone else and walk away.

what is SUDS? why it’s sudden undergraduate death syndrome, evidenced by the pile of ashes left from spontaneous combustion due to severe first-test anxiety.

this PSA was brought to you by brie and coffee.

i want to help him. and i don’t know how.

*sigh*

i’m going to leave this up here until you go do it, dammit!

okay, i think trying to find out what everyone’s thinking is interesting. we have such a different view of ourselves than others do. so, please humor me and tell me what you think.

(and it’s not about fishing for compliments. it’s about how others truly see you. feel free to be anonymous, as long as you’re honest.)

found via suzie

having a little fun with cafepress tonight.

getting to the mid-point of the semester. this is almost always where i hit a wall. it gets harder to keep up. harder to stay motivated. i question my sanity in taking classes (this happens with 2 or more classes). i’m keeping up, but it’s sucking my will right now. i have no time for my family – and it’s critical that i have time with them right now. but that’s not happening. and it’s showing. i wish there were a better way.

today was just… awful. everything went wrong. things were exploding all over the place, not getting done properly. it was a nightmare. i might explain more later. just really stressful at work right now.

one teeny ray of sunshine. i forgot to put my permit in the car and i did NOT get a ticket. small wonders.