okay. i’m the world’s biggest dork. no, really.
i went to use the ladies room. and, uh, i couldn’t um, pull down my pants. (i guess there’s just no delicate way to put that, huh?)
at first, i thought that my cell phone, clipped on my waist, had caught my shirt and was hanging me up. nope. so i yank. uh huh, another good choice.
my pants are a size too big. i haven’t had the time, or inclination, to go get them altered (because if i do, i will automatically gain back all the weight. see how that works?). so i safety pin them. yeah, now you know why i’m a dork.
i managed to safety-pin my pants to my shirt. my silk shirt. in addition to the pin holes it did have, it now has a couple of nice little rips where i YANKED MY PANTS BECAUSE I THOUGHT IT WAS MY PHONE’S FAULT.
uh huh. this is gonna be a great day.