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this made me laugh.

Woman: So the Olympics are in Italy?

Man: Yeah, Torino.

Woman: Where’s that?

Man: Italy.

from: overheard in new york. if you haven’t checked it out yet, you should.

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the port problem

the problem i have with the port of new orleans being managed by an arab company doesn’t have to do with the fact it’s an arab company. what the hell are we doing turning port management over to any foreign-owned business?

(if i understand the situation correctly)

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funniest quote of the day

“i think that’s just god punishing me for being an atheist.”

– jay from the first project runway & project jay

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hmmm. i wonder what my highest level of incompetance is. i hope to gawd i’m not about to find out.

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world’s biggest dork

okay. i’m the world’s biggest dork. no, really.

i went to use the ladies room. and, uh, i couldn’t um, pull down my pants. (i guess there’s just no delicate way to put that, huh?)

at first, i thought that my cell phone, clipped on my waist, had caught my shirt and was hanging me up. nope. so i yank. uh huh, another good choice.

my pants are a size too big. i haven’t had the time, or inclination, to go get them altered (because if i do, i will automatically gain back all the weight. see how that works?). so i safety pin them. yeah, now you know why i’m a dork.

i managed to safety-pin my pants to my shirt. my silk shirt. in addition to the pin holes it did have, it now has a couple of nice little rips where i YANKED MY PANTS BECAUSE I THOUGHT IT WAS MY PHONE’S FAULT.

uh huh. this is gonna be a great day.

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must not succomb…

i’m trying not to be sarcastic. i’m holding it back so much it’s going to make my head explode. i hate it when someone’s nasty to you and you can’t be nasty in return. i think it’s going to give me an aneurism. (did i spell that right? too lazy to check.)

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used to be

i used to be a lot more personal on this site. talking about the drama in the my life with the ex, my other relationships, etc. but somehow along the way that stopped, and so did a lot of the traffic that i had.

i’m not sure what happened (with me). as i get more known irl and the line between online and offline blurs, i start getting uncomfortable. there are certain things that i CAN share here, and those that read will understand. those of you that blog, or read blogs all the time get it. get me and why i share.

those that don’t, well, i don’t want them reading this. i don’t want the people i know in one area (say, other hobbies) to come over here into this area. they don’t need to know that much about me. i compartmentalize. just like i don’t want people at work to know that much about me. so i try to keep my name off a little more than i used to.

and i’ve never talked much about work. but because the crossover on the net has grown so big, it’s easier for me to be found. and i don’t like that. i choose what i get to share about myself to people. not the other way around. people use information about you. if they just did it to learn more about me, that would be fine. but there’s always a catch – someone out there to use it against you. and that’s the part i don’t want, like, or need.

but i feel like a bit of my connection out there (to you all, to bloggers in general) has been lost, due to the fact i’m not anonymous anymore. you’d think the connection would be greater. but it’s tough sometimes, figuring out what to share and what not to share. especially when you’re not unknown on the web in other areas of your life (this may sound like i’m trying to say i’m bigger than i am in the blogging world. that’s not it. i am pretty well known in one of my hobbies; but that’s what happens when you are a minority, you stick out sometimes. and that’s where i don’t want things to cross over. from there to here. i let people in when i let them in, not when they force their way in).

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“becky, we have an emergency”


“there is a huge bug in our house. can you come get it?”

laughter. “you want me to what?”

“it’s huge – as big as one of my fingers and it jumps around like a grasshopper!”

more laughter. “seriously?”

“yes!” she screams, “it just went into the bathroom! hurry!”

knowing my neighbor as i do, i grab a broom and head over, chuckling all the way. this isn’t the first time. once, it was a wasp nest. and a HUGE wasp. another time it was a bee. and more times than i can count, it’s been “help, i locked myself out of the house!”

i don’t need to live in missouri to have tornadoes in my life.

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here’s a very old meme that i came across. i hadn’t finished it, but thought i would now. needed a study break.

1. Enter the year you graduated from high school in the search function here and get the list of 100 most popular songs of that year
2. Bold the songs you like, strike through the ones you hate and underline your favorite. Do nothing to the ones you don’t remember (or don’t care about).

1. End Of The Road, Boyz II Men
2. Baby Got Back, Sir Mix A-lot
3. Jump, Kris Kross
4. Save The Best For Last, Vanessa Williams
5. Baby-Baby-Baby, TLC
6. Tears In Heaven, Eric Clapton
7. My Lovin’ (You’re Never Gonna Get It), En Vogue
8. Under The Bridge, Red Hot Chili Peppers
9. All 4 Love, Color Me Badd
10. Just Another Day, Jon Secada
11. I Love Your Smile, Shanice
12. To Be With You, Mr. Big
13. I’m Too Sexy, Right Said Fred
14. Black Or White, Michael Jackson
15. Achy Breaky Heart, Billy Ray Cyrus
16. I’ll Be There, Mariah Carey
17. November Rain, Guns N’ Roses
18. Life Is A Highway, Tom Cochrane
19. Remember The Time, Michael Jackson
20. Finally, CeCe Peniston
21. This Used To Be My Playground, Madonna
22. Sometimes Love Just Ain’t Enough, Patty Smyth
23. Can’t Let Go, Mariah Carey
24. Jump Around, House Of Pain
25. Diamonds and Pearls, Prince and The N.P.G.
26. Don’t Let The Sun Go Down On Me, George Michael and Elton John
27. Masterpiece, Atlantic Starr
28. If You Asked Me To, Celine Dion
29. Giving Him Something He Can Feel, En Vogue
30. Live and Learn, Joe Public
31. Come and Talk To Me, Jodeci
32. Smells Like Teen Spirit, Nirvana
33. Humpin’ Around, Bobby Brown
34. Damn I Wish I Was Your Lover, Sophie B. Hawkins
35. Tell Me What You Want Me To Do, Teven Campbell
36. Ain’t 2 Proud 2 Beg, TLC
37. It’s So Hard To Say Goodbye To Yesterday, Boyz II Men
38. Move This, Technotronic
39. Bohemian Rhapsody, Queen
40. Tennessee, Arrested Development
41. The Best Things In Life Are Free, Luther Vandross and Janet Jackson
42. Make It Happen, Mariah Carey
43. The One, Elton John
44. Set Adrift On Memory Bliss, P.M. Dawn
45. Stay, Shakespear’s Sister
46. 2 Legit 2 Quit, Hammer
47. Please Don’t Go, K.W.S.
48. Breakin’ My Heart (Pretty Brown Eyes), Mint Condition
49. Wishing On A Star, Cover Girls
50. She’s Playing Hard To Get, Hi-Five
51. I’d Die Without You, P.M. Dawn
52. Good For Me, Amy Grant
53. All I Want, Toad The Wet Sprocket
54. When A Man Loves A Woman, Michael Bolton
55. I Can’t Dance, Genesis
56. Hazard, Richard Marx
57. Mysterious Ways, U2
58. Too Funky, George Michael
59. How Do You Talk To An Angel, Heights
60. One, U2
61. Keep On Walkin’, CeCe Peniston
62. Hold On My Heart, Genesis
63. The Way I Feel About You, Karyn White
64. Beauty and The Beast, Calms Dion and Peabo Bryson
65. Warm It Up, Kris Kross
66. In The Closet, Michael Jackson
67. People Everyday, Arrested Development
68. No Son Of Nine, Genesis
69. Wildside, Marky Mark and The Funky Bunch
70. Do I Have To Say The Words?, Bryan Adams
71. Friday I’m In Love, Cure
72. Everything About You, Ugly Kid Joe
73. Blowing Kisses In The Wind, Paula Abdul
74. Thought I’d Died and Gone To Heaven, Bryan Adams
75. Rhythm Is A Dancer, Snap
76. Addams Groove, Hammer
77. Missing You Now, Michael Bolton
78. Back To The Hotel, N2Deep
79. Everything Changes, Kathy Troccoli
80. Have You Ever Needed Somone So Bad, Def Leppard
81. Take This Heart, Richard Marx
82. When I Look Into Your Eyes, Firehouse
83. I Wanna Love You, Jade
84. Uhh Ahh, Boyz II Men
85. Real Love, Mary J. Blige
86. Justified and Ancient, The KLF
87. Slow Motion, Color Me Badd
88. What About Your Friends, TLC
89. Thinkin’ Back, Color Me Badd
90. Would I Lie To You?, Charles and Eddie
91. That’s What Love Is For, Amy Grant
92. Keep Coming Back, Richard Marx
93. Free Your Mind, En Vogue
94. Keep It Comin’, Keith Sweat
95. Just Take My Heart, Mr. Big
96. I Will Remember You, Amy Grant
97. We Got A Love Thang, CeCe Peniston
98. Let’s Get Rocked, Def Leppard
99. They Want EFX, Das EFX
100. I Can’t Make You Love Me, Bonnie Raitt

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take a little trip

well, i can’t go here because of timing.

but, it looks like i WILL be going here. i haven’t even worked through all the reasoning yet. why? because the timing works out, it’s cheap, i’m curious. what do i expect? not sure. if i’m lucky, i’ll learn something new and meet some cool people. if i’m wrong, well, i still get away for a few days to a place i’ve never been. that’s cool.

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